Emerson-isms

Here are a couple of things that Emerson has said lately that have gotten pretty good laughs out of Mom and Dad:

1. One night after a shower, he wanted Mom to put baby powder on his belly. He climbed up on the bed and as Mom was sprinkling the powder he said, "Mom, did you know baby powder is made out of babies?" Her reply was, "yes Em, and if you don't straighten up your behavior, I'm gonna make baby powder out of YOU!"

2. At story time the other night, I was reading to Mom and Emerson in my bed. When I was finished for the night, they went to get out of the bed and Em asked Mom, "Why do girls have ninnies like boys do on top of their boobies?" Mom said, "that's where the babies get the milk from, remember?" Em answered back, "you mean they are like (bottle) caps?"

3. This afternoon, Emerson said to Dad, "Dad! I have a new game I just made up that is JUST for adults! You drink beer and whoever drinks the most beers, WINS!" Dad send him straight to Mom so he could tell her about his new game. Mom is certain that he will end up in a fraternity in college one day!